The Rock of Power

The Rock of Power was a simple rock on the temporary forum store until Xela decided that it was a Rock of Power. Since the power was never really defined, Xela decided to make a forum game out of it so that people could tell what they thought the Rock of Power had the power of. The powers that resulted from that thread were:

• It works when you put it in the sun
• It commands stuff
• It ish shiny
• Every day at exactly 12:16 PM Pacific Time it shoots a laser at the nearest KAF User. When it hits the user, the user automatically gets a handful of either dirt, beans, or muffins. Or Bean-Dirt Muffins.
• There are also Pebbles of Slight Power that can be digested by Neko Ninja's evil cat.
• When it was put in the sun for exactly 8 hours and 3 minutes it turned horribly evil, making Xela hire an exorcist to banish the evil within but keep the OVERWHELMING POWER OF THE ROCK!
• It can turn in to a muffin, a size 42DDD bra, a muffin with a size 42DDD bra
• Last but not least the Rock of Power has a brother, The Stick of Mightyness, also belonging to [Xel.