The KAF RPG was another RPG system that was in the process of being implemented. Progress resulted in only basic item buying and processing, and this was advertised as a fun little feature. The KAF RPG was available 25 September 2005.

Feedback

The feedback was unsatisfactory and disappointing. Several members and users felt that this was worthless and they did not have high hopes for it. KAF RPG's thread had a very solemn mood. The topic was eventually because a few new membersspammed the topic.

Buyable Items

The KAF RPG that was posted was only a test. A small number of items were available:

The Love Story of Shugo-kun and Shu
Go Go Wets his Pants
Aurora_sword Tamagotchi
Yellow Jello
DD or GG? SK's Final Decision
Go Go Guncon Fighter Clone
Naked Photos of DD

The Love Story of Shugo-kun and Shu

This item was a book about the members Shugo-kun and Shukaku. It could be either read or burned.

It was a dark evening in KAF city one night, lit only by small street lamps that occasionally flickered, seemingly following the patterns of the light breeze. Crickets could be heard, complimented by only leaves flying across the streets.

This part of time was usually deserted and unlively around evening time. The expensive houses and small streets left little room for parties or pubs. Dubbed "Oakwood Estates", the mayor of KAF city built this section of town to attend to the more quiet citizens of KAF.

Shugo-kun, a tall young adult, left his home for a refreshing walk to recover from his day job. On another street nearby, Shukaku, a lively young girl, left her home for an evening stroll to calm herself.

Shukaku and Shugo-kun, living on cross streets, were making their way towards the same intersection: Aurora and Usaki avenues. The intersection was lit by one street lamp whose flicker, neglected by the city, gave the cold cement romantic feel of warmth.

Walking carelessly, Shukaku and Shugo-kun bumped into each other when they had approached the cross streets. Each, although noticing that the small street lamp had started shining a weak light, had chosen to continue walking. Both got up just as the small street lamp had flickered to a normal level of lumination.

AND THEY KISSED.

Go Go Wets his Pants

This item was a story that could be read or burned.

Go Go wets his pants every night!!

Aurora_sword Tamagotchi

The Aurora_sword Tamagotchi was an interactive toy item that kept track of the love you gave it. On certain actions, it would increase, and on others, it would decrease.

The actions available to this object were:

Touch affectionately
Kiss affectionately
Look at Aurora nekkid
Feed
Try to Kill
Slap
Torture
Burn alive
See Love Amount

Love amount could be negative or positive. The Aurora_sword could die.

Yellow Jello

The Yellow Jello object could be poked or eaten. Upon poking it, it would poke back. If one tried to eat it, it would tell you that you could not eat it.

DD or GG? SK's Final Decision

This item was a book that could be read or burned.

Sk and GG are a couple that we Kaffians have long identified with the glory of the Royal couple, and their blooming romance intensified our own lives, and their quickstepping romance filled our hearts with love, as we saw eden in their eyes. But, a scandal is rocking the KAF world. Sk has recently had flirtations with a KAFC woman named DD. At first, this was all secret. Their meetings were few and very casual. But, as things sped up between the two, they could be more recklessly seen in public together, with DD disguised as a secretary. Well, as we, NOSY PEOPLE OF KAF magazine say, NO SECRETARY HOLDS HANDS WITH THEIR EMPLOYER!

Eventually, GG found out, and the two went to marriage counseling. Finally, Sk had to say goodbye to DD. But it is rumored that their love LIVES ON! Photos of Clandestine meetings, availiable only from NOSY PEOPLE OF KAF magazine have been procured! A scandal that could rock KAF land is in the works, and we, NOSY PEOPLE OF KAF magazine, are totally oblivious to the ramifications, and are intent on blowing it into the open.

I have run out of creativity. Please plug me in.

Go Go Guncon Fighter Clone

This item could either be cloned or destroyed. Upon cloning, you would have a copy of this item in your inventory.

Naked Photos of DD

This item consisted of naked photos (not really) of member DEMONDOG. The photos could be viewed; one would see the message "You are EXCITED and you suddenly FEEL GOOD."

Planned Items

A "console game" featuring the love between members Shugo-kun and Shukaku was planned but it never materialized.

Shu-Go

The Underlying System

The system was unique in itself though. It was highly versatile and scalable, with many layers of abstraction. In the thread announcing this feature, an explanation image was posted.

KAF RPG system

KAF RPG